BREAKING: The 99% Have Spoken In Ohio!

Congratulations to the progressive forces in the state of Ohio and all who helped with this victory!
Congratulations to the progressive forces in the state of Ohio and all who helped with this victory!
It’s kind of like American Idol. Except with governors. Extremely bad ones.
Wow. No surprise here.
Picture this hypothetical situation: Your recently divorced mom brings home a new boyfriend. He’s really nice at first, pretending to be your best bud. And before you know it, mom and “new dad” are married.