JON STEWART: The NRA Can’t Make Up Their Mind On Why They Need Guns

Which reason is it going to be, folks?
Which reason is it going to be, folks?
Hilarity ensues when the show’s contributors all take a turn defining the tea party.
So they can avoid talking about real news, like GE’s massive tax evasion, of course.
Picture this hypothetical situation: Your recently divorced mom brings home a new boyfriend. He’s really nice at first, pretending to be your best bud. And before you know it, mom and “new dad” are married.
Does your country go by the name of Bahrain, Egypt or Libya? If so, you may qualify for one of America’s exclusive Freedom Packages, available for a limited time only.
On the eighth anniversary of the Iraq War, America launched air strikes on Libya using Tomahawk missiles. You know, the ones that cost over half-million dollars each. But wait—wasn’t America so broke we had to fire our kids’ teachers just last week?
How can Republicans bring the Black community’s abortion rates into their pro-life arguments? By equating abortion with slavery, of course.
Intrepid reporter Jon Oliver travels to the far-flung land of northern Illinois—approximately 13 miles from the Wisconsin border and right off I-90—to track down the Wisconsin Democratic 14.