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Daily Show: Does Your Country Qualify For A U.S. Freedom Package?

Does your country go by the name of Bahrain, Egypt, or Libya? If so, you may qualify for one of America’s exclusive Freedom Packages, available for a limited time only. Please note that availability depends on your despot’s ties to America, and your current oil supply.

Originally submitted by volunteer editors Scarlett W. and Angie A.