Anybody else notice the clear absence of folks from the Bush years speaking at the GOP convention? A little secret: his foreign policy team has a lot of former Bush advisors on board, but he doesn’t want you to know that . . .
Everyone is equal. But some people are just more equal than others.
Hmmm . . .
Cue the terrifyingly high-pitched strings music – – we don’t know whether to laugh or shudder at this ‘Psycho’ spoof.
It’s almost as if they want to hand-select their audience. Oh, wait . . .
Do you think he’d join #OccupyWallStreet?
Where are the real criminals?
Now we see why gay marriage is illegal. Wait–no, actually, we still don’t.
Bonus if you can guess which ‘people’ he thinks should be taxed.
Maybe we really should ‘Give It To God.’