BP: Because Eyeless Shrimp Are, Y’know, Healthy And Stuff

The best P.R. spoof we’ve seen in a long time. Note: THIS IS SATIRE!
The best P.R. spoof we’ve seen in a long time. Note: THIS IS SATIRE!
It has been two years since 1,098 miles of beautiful coastline was desecrated by this man-made catastrophe.
It was 2 years ago today. Do you remember?
You decide.