These Are The People Who Actually Vote For Tea Party Candidates

This is not a joke.
This is not a joke.
In mere hours, Republicans and Democrats will make a very important decision. Based on the 1995 and 1996 shutdowns, here are just some of the consequences we’ll incur today if the government shuts down, according to the Center for American Progress.
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According to the Onion News Network, Congress has decided to drop its bid to make English the national language of the United States, deciding instead to pursue a more incremental approach. Here’s the clip. (And please be warned: The promo after the main news story is not for the faint of heart.)
Last night, Wisconsin State Rep. Nick Milroy (D) attempted to enter the Capitol building to pick up some clothes from his office. Here’s what happened:
In a true move toward democratic solidarity, Egyptians sent Wisconsinites pizza. It’s a political cheesehead’s dream come true.