The Onion: ‘Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying To Help Uninsured Sick People’

Brilliant.
Brilliant.
According to the Onion News Network, Congress has decided to drop its bid to make English the national language of the United States, deciding instead to pursue a more incremental approach. Here’s the clip. (And please be warned: The promo after the main news story is not for the faint of heart.)