Incomprehensible Shouting Now Official U.S. Language (SATIRE)
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According to the Onion News Network, Congress has decided to drop its bid to make English the national language of the United States, deciding instead to pursue a more incremental approach. Here’s the clip. (And please be warned: The promo after the main news story is not for the faint of heart.)