What Happened To The Good Ol’ American Pie (Chart)?
Remember when everyone was served an equal portion of the pie? Not anymore.
JFK: Nuclear Weapons Must Be Abolished
John F. Kennedy Jr.’s short, powerful speech before the UN General Assembly in 1961 still rings true today.
Quickly! We Must Defund NPR’s ‘Car Talk’ Before We Sink Into A Deeper Depression!
Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) recently uncovered some shocking news: Click and Clack, those damn Car Talk guys with their Boston accents and their informative solutions on how to fix cars, are in fact causing the budget crisis.
How Much Do You Love Rachel Maddow? Not As Much As This Guy
We were hoping someone would write a nice Rachel Maddow love song one of these days—but we never in our wildest dreams imagined it’d be anything like this. Check it out:
The Most Aggressive Defense Of Teachers You’ll Hear This Year
The guy who asked teacher Taylor Mali, “What do you make?” at a dinner party certainly never thought he’d get this answer.
To: The Fellas; From: The Ladies
According to the ladies of Second City Chicago, people who oppose basic funding for women’s health care will be left with one option.
Jon Stewart: Is Pregnancy The New Slavery?
How can Republicans bring the Black community’s abortion rates into their pro-life arguments? By equating abortion with slavery, of course.
Comedian Lee Camp: Why Do Evil People Always Have All The Plans?
In just two minutes, Lee Camp brilliantly invokes iPad apps, office supplies, ravioli, donuts, the Koch brothers, Wisconsin, and the ultimate showdown between good and evil.
The Most Terrifying Guy You’ve Ever Seen Starring In The Most Terrifying Video You’ve Never Seen
Our protagonist puts the debate on global warming to the ultimate test: the whiteboard-chart-and-squeaky-marker test. The result is an argument that even the most hardened skeptic and the most panicked activist can agree on.
Kansas Republican: Let’s Shoot Illegal Immigrants Like “Feral Hogs”
At a recent House Appropriations Committee down in Kansas, Rep. Virgil Peck (R) thinks he has discovered a solution to the “illegal immigrant problem.”