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BREAKING: NYPD Move In On Corporate Offices On Wall Street

In this fake news clipping from a parallel universe, the alternate reality is too good to be true.

Originally found on The Other 98%’s Facebook Wall. Submitted by volunteer editors Laura S. and Ellen K.