NON-EXCLUSIVE: Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Proves The Obvious

This just in: The president of the United States was born in the United States. Who could have ever guessed?
This just in: The president of the United States was born in the United States. Who could have ever guessed?
Who knew that if you took Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind,” swapped out Jay-Z’s rambly verses, and put in a message about how we should ban single-use plastic bags—you could actually make the song better?